As the U.S. government works to prohibit Internet gambling, you are reminded to only wager legally. Here are ten tips that will allow you to quit work and become a professional gambler.

1. Trust No One.

2. Research as much as possible.

3. Bet with your head, not with your heart.

4. Wager only on what you believe will happen.

5. Wager to win more bets than you lose, not to make money.

6. Wager only on propositions you like. Don’t wager because you have to.

7. Try to make something unusual happen in order for you to lose.

8. Don’t “Go Big.” Always wager the same amount.

9. Wager on quality events and quality teams. Avoid betting on cheap horse races and poor teams.

10. Don’t bet against The Homies. If you have sentimental favorites, don’t bet against them…don’t let sports book eat your soul.

Faithful adherence to these ten tips will assure you of a 110% return on your amount wagered. Thus, to earn a modest living of say, one hundred grand a year, it is strongly recommended that you begin with a gambling account balance of no less than one million dollars.

Remember, there are only two kinds of gamblers.

Good Luck!